by Michael of ThinkingMichael.com
Tag Archives: Star Wars
Not Canon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (with Video)
You can watch the video, instead of reading, here: Opening Crawl: It is a shitty time to be a Star Wars fan. In 2012, Disney purchased the beloved franchise, and has ben defecating on it ever since. Fans rejoiced as Emperor BOB IGER gave up or something, and yet, Kathleen Kennedy INEXPLICABLY remains president ofContinue reading “Not Canon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (with Video)”
Han (Objectively) Shot First
Han wouldn’t prepare his blaster just to wait to get shot at first. He prepared his blaster to use it first.
The 6 Greatest Villains in All Fiction
Here are, what I think, the 6 greatest villains in all fiction of recent history. Prepare for some of my usual philosophy talk.
Why Obi-Wan Left Anakin to Die on Mustafar
For years – really ever since Revenge of the Sith was released – I’ve heard people criticize Obi-Wan for walking away from Anakin on Mustafar.
The Lightsaber is a Terrible Weapon
What could we use the lightsaber for in real-life warfare?