You can watch the video, instead of reading, here: Opening Crawl: It is a shitty time to be a Star Wars fan. In 2012, Disney purchased the beloved franchise, and has ben defecating on it ever since. Fans rejoiced as Emperor BOB IGER gave up or something, and yet, Kathleen Kennedy INEXPLICABLY remains president ofContinue reading “Not Canon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (with Video)”
Author Archives: Thinking Michael
Han (Objectively) Shot First
Han wouldn’t prepare his blaster just to wait to get shot at first. He prepared his blaster to use it first.
Joker is More Evil Than Satan
Among the religious community, and even outside of it, Satan is perceived as the epitome of evil. I suppose he should be, given what people perceive of him. But is he as evil as it gets?
The 6 Greatest Villains in All Fiction
Here are, what I think, the 6 greatest villains in all fiction of recent history. Prepare for some of my usual philosophy talk.
Why Obi-Wan Left Anakin to Die on Mustafar
For years – really ever since Revenge of the Sith was released – I’ve heard people criticize Obi-Wan for walking away from Anakin on Mustafar.
The Genius of “Predator” 1987
The 1980s was an era – no, the era – of testosterone-charged action films. Die Hard, Rambo, Lethal Weapons, Commando, The Terminator… But there was one film during this decade that flipped this on its head. That is, Predator.
Noise – Nightwish (Human Nature) Review
Usually, Nightwish has weak first-singles (by ‘first-singles’ I mean the first single released for an album). Usually, they are the safest and widest-appealing song of the album, hence why they are the first. I’m looking particularly at you, Elan and Storytime…
The Lightsaber is a Terrible Weapon
What could we use the lightsaber for in real-life warfare?
Joker is a Masterpiece
You can watch the video for this instead here. With any and every movie one sees, they need to know the answer to the most important question: What is the point? It’s the question whose answer decides whether or not one will find it interesting, engaging, and/or memorable. For a film as controversial and successfulContinue reading “Joker is a Masterpiece”
Underrated Works | The Lost World: Jurassic Park
I loved this movie as a child, mostly because it had dinosaur attacks in it. I recently re-watched it, as an adult, obviously, and my reception to the movie has actually improved. This movie is often discredited as a legitimate sequel to the original Jurassic Park, when, in my opinion, the two should be universallyContinue reading “Underrated Works | The Lost World: Jurassic Park”
